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Chapter 52: The Legend Of Davidicus Raz, The Kind And Silent Pirate

10/24/2019

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The Sacred Pub that readers of these stories know of wasn't originally based upon any particular Earthly venue, though it would become so eventually...once The Carousel Lounge re-opened last year in my hometown of Anchorage, Alaska. It originally opened in 1957 in downtown Anchorage, and relocated to Spenard sometime after the big earthquake of 1964. Spenard, by the way, is now a long, curvy road decorated with all sorts of unique architecture and personalities. "Spenardians," we locals refer to ourselves as, as a shout-out to the old days when it actually WAS its own separate town, Spenard, AK. [Some businesses still list their addresses as being in Spenard, AK] I am convinced there is truly no other place like it on Earth.

Now, inside The Carousel Lounge, there is a doorman named David whom we all adore. Actually, we adore all the doormen there, but this chapter is inspired by David...and, therefore, for him. [The other doorman, Adam, is celebrated in previous chapters I've written concerning the Comnandrai Council--his story name is Adamna Comnandra, the Dragon. Bartender fairy Rhianka is actually Adam's sister in law. If so inclined, you can type any of these phrases into the search bar on my website to find the chapters] David is a most excellent doorman, kind and gentle, and always on alert. Loving and compassionate always, but never a pushover. Something not many know about David, however, is that when he's not babysitting at The Carousel, he entertains our beloved city as a mime--full costume, makeup, and all. He takes it quite seriously. He even has a personal rule of not speaking to anyone at all while the makeup is on. He will only mime a response. If he really wants to speak with someone, he'll rush to the bathroom to wash off his makeup, then return to visit normally.

David's beloved dog, Corona, died earlier this year, as did the beloved dog of another dear friend from The Carousel Lounge...Nalo was the other dog's name. Both dogs shall be honored in this chapter in the form of the ghost dog, Coronalo, as you shall soon see, dear reader. And so let's begin the story:

It is a rare thing for Kev to be found waking upon his Persian rug before his cousin the Sun had completed half of its sun-greeting saunter, but it was very good indeed that this was just such an occasion. For, you see, Cousin Eddie and Calliope's guitar stack amplifiers had arrived, and they were anxious to set them up and begin jamming upon the Persian rug. In fact, they had already written a few songs they would soon begin rehearsing, as the newly-formed band, Proxy Morons. Kev was genuinely happy to see musical activity about to take place once again upon his Persian rug, since it had been so long since he and Andrew jammed there...and even longer since the little ones played Nintendo there. Indeed, it was not a sad remembrance at all for Kev. He smiled, and even enjoyed offering up unnecessary advice to Cousin Eddie and Calliope as they set up their new amplifiers. Eventually, Kev stopped advising and simply told them both that they had made excellent choices in their gear. Kev was unable to resist telling his Raven soulmate, Cousin Eddie, however, that he too used to use a Carvin X-100B...and finally added, "Best, most versatile amp they ever made, if you ask me. Which, of course, you didn't. But still..." Kev made no direct comment at all on Calliope's amplifier, which was a Mesa Boogie Dual Rectifier.

After Kev had left Cousin Eddie and Calliope to their jamming, he stopped by Achilles' Last Stand and greeted his loyal gatekeeping gatekeeper, Caw-Caw Carl, who, strangely, didn't initially reply. Upon closer inspection, Kev discovered that the Stellers Jay had his little earbuds in, and was apparently jamming in his own kind of way. "Caw caw caw caw, Caw caw caw caw, Ca--I wanna be created," the loyal gatekeeper sang, still unaware that Kev was behind him chuckling warm-heartedly. Kev finally spun round to the side of the Steller Jay's desk and fell into the bird's peripheral vision bubble. Caw-Caw Carl removed his little ear buds, not the least bit embarrassed by his secretly admired performance, and greeted Kev Kev warmly, "Oh hello, hi, Mr. Kev Kev! Pretty cleverly clever, no?"

"Indeed," Kev smiled, and stroked his loyal gatekeeper's little black crown. "Very cleverly clever, my dear Caw-Caw." Then Kev made his way to his Sacred Garden's gate.

"Off to the Sacred Pub," I presume, Edwin the Bee succinctly spoke from atop His little lotus flower.

"No, Father," Kev respectfully replied, "not this time. If You must know, I'm actually off to the Library Tree. Dear Caesar is doing a reading for the Young Lemmings of Lemmington Adventure Club, and I thought I might sit in. He's a great story teller, you know."

"That he is," Edwin nonchalantly replied, and finally, "Well, enjoy yourself, My son." Then Edwin pulled his little circular shower curtain shut and fell back into His meditation.

A few dozen flagon tosses later, and Kev was happy to be inside the Library Tree once again after so long. Dear Caesar Emeritus was seated proudly upon his heart-shaped Love Seat, and all the little lemmings were gathered round it. They were a bit fidgety and restless, but surprisingly well-behaved, given that they were lemmings. At least Kev thought so, anyway. "Well, it looks as if we have a special guest with us for this sun-greeting's reading," the Baloo-eyed Akita announced. "Come, Kev, DO join us," and dear Caesar patted the Love Seat and gestured for Kev to take a seat next to him. Kev did so most graciously, careful not to step on any of the Lemmington younglings as he made his way onto the Love Seat and gave dear Caesar a gentle scratch or three behind the ears. Finally, dear Caesar spoke again to Kev, "You have perfect lack of timing, Kev, for we were just about to begin the exciting adventure called, 'The Legend of Davidicus Raz, the Kind and Silent Pirate.' It is from one of the Dead Tree Scrolls I found in Flatlandia when we were off on our journey." Then he turned and asked the lemmings,"Everyone ready?" The Young Lemmings of Lemmington Adventure Club assured the Baloo-eyed Akita that they were, and so the story began:

"Long ago--long before the Dragon Wars--a pirate came to the northeastern shores of our lands, which were as yet unnamed, in a small boat that was only large enough for he and his companion, and the small amount of rations they sailed with. Now, the pirate's name was Davidicus Raz, and he was no ordinary pirate...for you see, he never did speak. He would only ever act out his words by way of mime. The pirate's companion was also no ordinary companion...for you see, his companion was a ghost dog named Coronalo...and Coronalo did speak.

When Davidicus Raz and Coronalo pulled their boat ashore and secured it, they began to wander into the wilderness. They wandered for many sun and moon-greetings, deeper and deeper into the wilderness until they finally found fields--and a great clearing. Coronalo hovered his luminescent green body higher into the sky and was able to spot a village upon a hill just beyond the clearing. Once Coronalo told his master about the village he had spotted, Davidicus Raz turned, and bowed to the ghost dog, and brought his hands together, and indicated that would be their destination.

The journey to the village was much shorter than it seemed it should have been, and many of the townspeople were there to greet them near the village's center. The people began to gather round the pirate and the ghost dog. They were not so much frightened as they were genuinely curious, for they had never before seen the likes of such beings. Davidicus Raz fell to one knee, very properly, and bowed his head. Then he placed his hand upon his heart and lifted it outward toward the people as he lifted his head. Then he stood--silently, of course--and extended both his arms outward in kindness. Coronalo hovered above his master and spoke, "Good people of this fine village, we mean you no harm. We are here to plunder your greatest treasure. If there is an elder of your village present, we must meet with them. This is my master, Davidicus Raz, the silent pirate." Davidicus Raz acted out Coronalo's words accordingly, and the townspeople looked on in wonder.

Finally, a man approached the ghost dog and pirate, and spoke, "Sadly, we have no treasure here to offer you. Our village has been cursed with drought for many seasons, and we have naught but stale bread and dried-up roots."

Davidicus Raz began acting out words for the village elder, and Coronalo translated, "Your greatest treasure is your hunger, and your thirst. Those shall we plunder from you. My master asks that you lead him to the fields of your dead crops." The village elder did so, and many townspeople did follow them, wondering and whispering to one another. When the crowds arrived at the fields, Davidicus Raz left them and walked alone toward the center of all the fields. Next, the silent pirate fell to his knees, closed his eyes, and reached both of his hands high up into the sky. There came a gentle breeze, and gentle clouds fell down into the sky, and a soft rain began to fall. The townspeople marveled, and began to laugh and cry, and they drank in the rain, each one of them. Davidicus Raz rejoined the crowds of townspeople, and they circled him and his ghost dog companion, and offered all manner of gratitude and joy. The silent pirate then acted out happy tears, and bowed. Coronalo finally spoke to the people, "Hear this, kind and gracious people: My master wishes to tell you that your village is no longer cursed, nor will it ever be again. We have happily plundered your greatest treasure, and now must we journey to the next village."

Many sun and moon-greetings later, Davidicus Raz and Coronalo arrived at another village, through another wilderness. Their introduction to the townspeople was very much the same as it was at the first village, except that the elder that approached them this time was a woman, and there were no children in the crowd. She spoke to them, "Sadly, we have no treasure for you to plunder, for our village has long been cursed with a plague of many seasons, and our children only die."

Davidicus Raz acted out his mime for the woman elder, and his ghost dog companion, Coronalo, spoke accordingly, "Your greatest treasure is your tears, and your graves...so shall we plunder them from you." As it was in the first village, the elder--and a large crowd of townspeople, wondering and whispering--led the silent pirate and his ghost dog to the fields which contained many thousands of graves...all of them containing children. One by one, Davidicus Raz knelt before and blessed each of the thousands of children's graves. This took many sun and moon-greetings, of course, but the wondering and whispering crowd followed along throughout it all, many of them deciding, themselves, to start blessing the graves as the silent pirate had done. Once Davidicus Raz was satisfied that every single grave had been properly blessed, he left the others and walked alone into the center of a great field, a good distance away from the graves. Coronalo stayed behind, and instructed the townspeople to wait there among their children. And the people did so. The silent pirate finally fell onto both knees, once aduquately into the midst of the great field, and raised his arms high up into the night sky. The moon, and myriad stars fell softly and gently into the village's night sky, and drew closer and closer. Much as it was with the rain, it began to sprinkle...but this time, instead of with drops of water, it was with little points of light, tiny fragments of the stars from above. Soon all the fields and all the graves were illuminated the stars' tiny points of light, and the children, one by one, began to rise up out of their thouands of graves. "These are not ghosts and spirits," Coronalo explained to the townspeople now lost in marvel, and the ghost dog continued, "These are your children, now resurrected." Davidicus Raz finally returned to what was now a sea of people that were laughing and crying with joy. And he did laugh and cry with them, by way of mime. Finally, as the silent pirate danced, Coronalo spoke again, "Hear this, kind and gracious people: My master wishes to tell you that your village is no longer cursed, nor will it ever be again. We have happily plundered your greatest treasure, and now must we journey to the next village."

As Davidicus Raz and his ghost dog companion, Coronalo, journeyed through the next wilderness for many sun and moon-greetings, they were eventually met by a single knight upon a great horse. The knight dismounted, and knelt most respectfully before the silent pirate and his ghost dog, and he spoke, "Good sirs, I was sent to inform you that word of your generous and marvellous deeds all across these lands has reached my good king, and he would ask that you would join him in his court. Our kingdom, too, has been cursed, and he would humbly ask that you would come with me to plunder our greatest treasures--of which we have many."

Davidicus Raz knelt respectfully in like manner for the knight, then he began acting out his mime. After the silent pirate had finished his performance, he walked alone into the wilderness in order to gather wood for a fire he wished to make, since the moon-greeting was fast approaching. Coronalo stayed behind and translated, "My master must meditate deeply upon this. He will build us a fire, and he would humbly ask that you would stay with us around the fire until the sun awakens once again. He will, by then, have a proper answer for you."

The knight agreed, and soon after that, Davidicus Raz had returned with the wood and ignited the fire. The three sat down around the fire, and remained peacefully silent as many moments passed by them. Finally, the silent pirate twirled his right hand around and held its palm up just above his shoulder, and a Dove did descend and rest upon it. The knight remained silent, and gazed upon in wonder. Ghost dog Coronalo, for his part, lie down next to his master, and rested, very much enjoying the fire's warmth.The silent pirate and the Dove spoke silently for many and many more moments, until, finally, the sun began to stretch its rays and the Dove fluttered away into the sky.

Davidicus Raz then, finally, began acting out his mime, and bowed, and Coronalo rose up from the ground to translate, "My good knight, my master promised you a proper answer upon sunrise...and now you shall have it: the Dove spoke many things into my master's heart...it shared secrets of your kingdom that even YOU, good knight, do not know--secrets your king would not tell you. As it turns out, YOU, good knight, are your kingdom's greatest treasure...and it is that very treasure we wish to plunder...but only should you do so willingly, of your own accord--and yours alone. Worry not for your king."

The good knight cried, and threw down his sword, and removed all his armor--never again to touch them. Davidicus Raz and Coronalo cried with him for many more moments. And that, my little ones, is how Davidicus Raz became known to history as the 'Kind and Silent Pirate,' and how his band of pirates became three."

As dear Caesar Emeritus, the Baloo-eyed Akita, rolled up his Dead Tree scroll, he looked around the Library Tree and saw that all but one of the Young Lemmings of Lemmington Adventure Club were sound asleep. He tossed the scroll onto Kev's back, who was now on his belly upon the Love Seat, snoring loudly. Dear Caesar smiled, and gently lifted up the young lemming with his massive paw, and stroked is little head most carefully. "Well, young one, what did you think?"

The little lemming replied, "I liked it. It was cool. But I don't understand why he didn't help the king?"

Dear Caesar smiled bigger--and with a hint of mentor's pride--and spoke softly, "Well, my little one...you have all of eternity to ponder that question. And I've no doubt you will find your answer sooner rather than later. You are a very clever little lemming, you know."

Life is beautiful beautiful.

Thank you for joining me on this journey.

I love you.

Semba.

KeV
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Chapter 51: The Presence Of Gifts And The Gift Of Presence

10/15/2019

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The other night, as I was working out some ways to make this chapter work properly, an episode of the old Andy Griffith Show came to mind for some odd reason. In the episode, Aunt Bea was leaving for a trip, and she was quite concerned about how Andy and his son Opie would manage the house while she was away. For you see, Aunt Bea did all the cleaning, cooking, etc, and fully managed the household while the father and son engaged in various hi-jinks in classic 60's sit-com fashion. Andy finally assured her that they would be just fine, and encouraged her just to go and enjoy her vacation. Predictably, her absence quickly became one household disaster after another for Andy and Opie--every part of the house was seemingly in disarray, and I seem to remember a stack of dirty dishes in the kitchen that nearly reached the ceiling. Finally, on the day Aunt Bea was to return, Andy and Opie got their butts into gear and decided to clean the entire house and make it look perfect for her return, so that she wouldn't be disappointed in them and feel bad for leaving. They worked very hard and quickly, and by the time the commercial break was over, the house was perfectly immaculate once again.

Just a moment after Andy and Opie had finished their charade, Aunt Bea came walking through the door, suitcase in hand. She scanned the living room area, and looked a bit bewildered. She checked the kitchen, and took on a look of actual sadness. I don't remember the actual dialogue, but it turned out she was saddened by the feeling that not only were Andy and Opie fine without her, but that they didn't NEED her anymore. For a brief moment, it seemed, she had lost her purpose in life. In his infinite wisdom, Andy picked up on this, and secretly instructed Opie to hurry upstairs and mess everything up once more. Opie was only happy to oblige, and soon the upstairs was magically a disaster once again. Oh, the joy Aunt Bea felt when she finally walked upstairs to mope! Her joy increased with each sentence she lectured and chastised the boys with, and the boys took their chastising well, of course, and all was well once again in the Andy Griffith household.

Turns out, dear reader, that this was the piece I needed to make all the other pieces work properly for this chapter. So let's get on with it!...

As we enter the story, Kev and dear Caesar Emeritus, the Baloo-eyed Akita, were approaching the Sacred Garden's gate. Kev had invited dear Caesar to join them in the Sacred Garden for what he was sure would be a great moon-greeting of festivities, since Kev was just returning from a very long journey away. Dear Caesar declined, since he was weary from the long journey, and had truly missed his Love seat inside the Library Tree, and his desk, and all the books...and his favorite squeak toy, of course! With that, the two embraced and went their separate ways.

As Kev entered the Sacred Garden gate, he turned to his right and sat down in front of Edwin the Bee's lotus flower. "Father." he began, and he bowed his head slightly.

"Son." Edwin replied, and He bowed his little bee head in like manner, from atop His lotus flower. Once Kev had removed a small gift from his satchel and placed it on the ground in front of the Bee, Edwin succinctly added, "Ah, so I'm the Shepherd once again? Thank you." The small gift, you see, was a tiny wind-up sheep that Kev had purchased in Lemmington Town Square--just the right size for a Bee to ride upon.

"Indeed, Father," Kev spoke softly. "Fool that I am, I am more aware than ever where I belong. And I am most grateful for that. This wind-up sheep is nearly as foolish as I am, for it does many tricks and never knows which way it's going." Kev wound up the tiny sheep, placed it on the ground, and continued, "You see, sometimes it goes forwards, sometimes backwards, sometimes it jumps for no apparent reason, and I've even seen it do flips a couple of times."

"A most fascinating novelty, indeed," Edwin the Bee stated. Then He added, "If this is intended as an apology, it's unnecessary. I fully expected and intended you to be a wayward fool when I created you. I happen to Love wayward fools, you know. But thank you."

"Thank you, Father," Kev replied, and he bowed his head slightly once again. After a moment of silence, he spoke again, "I discovered another sister of mine."

"Not another sister. The same sister, albeit a different  manifestation of her," Edwin corrected.

"She died very young," Kev explained. "She would have turned 40 this season."

"And was resurrected," Edwin clarified.

"Indeed," Kev smiled, and he stood up and slung his satchel of gifts over his shoulder.

Meanwhile, in the clearing just a flagon's toss or two in front of the Treehouse of the Holy, well inside the Sacred Garden, Cousin Eddie the Raven was also presenting a special gift. Two identical anvil guitar cases lie upon the ground next to one another as the Raven spoke to Calliope, "Well, our guitars arrived, Sweets. Mitzy said our amps will be on the next shipment. But for now, you need to pick your weapon."

Calliope was wringing her hands with a perfect blend of joy and anxiousness as she immediately exclaimed, "Oooh, I'll take the one on the right!"

Cousin Eddie rushed over to the guitar case on the right--with perhaps even more enthusiasm than Calliope had expressed in choosing--and he began opening the latches. With pride, he opened the lid slowly, so as to tease, and almost--but not quite--shouted, "You have chosen wisely, my dear Calliope, for you are  now the proud owner of an official Paul Stanley broken mirror Iceman guitar!" Raven was even more proud than before, as he held it high into the air, then handed it to Calliope and bowed. Indeed, the guitar gleamed and sparkled majestically, as one could see any number of world's upon its surface.

Calliope was moved nearly to tears--and she also felt proud--as she slung the guitar over her shoulders and held it for the first time. She also nearly forgot to curtsy, but remembered at just the last moment before it would've been considered rude to not do so. "Ohhh, it is amazing, my dear...and so very perfect for me fer sure!" Then she kissed Cousin Eddie upon the forehead, and the Raven blushed so much that it nearly shone through his dark feathers. "Now stop wasting time, Eddie, and show me your guitar!" Cousin Eddie had been enjoying Calliope's joy so much, he had forgotten about his own guitar.

He finally rushed over to the other anvil case, unlatched it, opened the lid slowly, as if to tease, and nearly--but not quite--shouted, "And I'm the proud owner of an official Ace Frehley Les Paul! How's that for dueling badassery, Sweets?!!" And he slung his weapon of choice over his shoulder ever more proudly.

"Fer sure!" Calliope exclaimed. "It's perfect for you!" Then the princess twisted her face into a lovely pensive pose, and spoke finally, "Proxy Morons."

"Uhh...I don't follow you, Toots?" Cousin Eddie wondered.

"Our band, silly bird," Calliope replied. "Proxy Morons. It's perfect fer sure, and you know better than to argue with me about it."

Cousin Eddie quickly replied, "No, no, Sweets, I love it...I really do! Like you said, it's perfect for us fer sure."

It was just that moment that Kev happened to walk up behind them with his satchel of gifts, and he spoke with enthusiasm, "I like it too! I really do! It's perfect fer sure! You're going to need a bassist and drummer too, you know. But it's a good start." The two turned to acknowledge his presence, but he spoke again before either of them could reply, "So good to see you again, finally, my dear soulmate Raven! Come give me some love!"

Cousin Eddie coolly replied, "Oh hey, Kev, what's up?" and went to put his official Ace Frehley guitar back into its anvil case.

Kev, feeling a bit stung, and more than moderately perplexed, decided to try his luck with Calliope, "You must be Calliope...it's so nice to finally meet you!" He approached the lovely princess, and continued talking awkwardly, "You are even more beautiful than I imagined you to be. It is truly a pleasure to have you here in our Sacred Garden."

Princess Calliope coolly turned and walked the other way as she spoke, "Yeah, yeah, fer sure. Nice to meet you too. You are almost as pretty as they said you were." Then Calliope knelt and placed her official Paul Stanley broken mirror Iceman guitar back in its anvil case, and latched it shut. Finally she spoke again, "C'mon, Eddie, lets take these babies up into the Treehouse of the Holy and tune them up and start breaking them in."

Cousin Eddie turned and winked at Kev, then he grabbed his guitar and turned again, and rushed after Calliope. In something very near desperation, Kev pleaded awkwardly, "But...but I have gifts for you guys! I thought maybe we..."

"That's very nice of you, Kev, thank you!" the Proxy Morons shouted in unison, as they scurried their way up the Stairway to Heaven en route to the Out Door. Cousin Eddie turned toward Kev one last time and shouted, "Later, Kev." as followed Calliope inside.

And that was that, it seemed. Kev's confusion turned to outright sadness the very instant the Out Door latched itself shut, and he slid the bottle of wine (a rare, vintage import from Droppingham) back into his satchel of gifts. "Well, at least my loyal gatekeeper, Caw-Caw Carl, will be happy to see me, and appreciate his gift to be sure," Kev softly mumbled to himself.

When Kev finally found himself at Achilles' Last Stand (Caw-Caw Carl's desk), he was grateful that the Stellers Jay did genuinely seem happy to see him. "It's so good to be home," Kev began.

"It's most goodly good to have you back again, Mr. Mr. Kev Kev," the Stellers Jay replied, and he went back to painting bottle caps upon his desk.

"What's this you've got going on here, my wonderful and loyal gatekeeper?" Kev asked.

"Oh, I'm making made by hand, homemade buttonly pins for my muy muy bonita Salsa Girl's most bandly band," Caw-Caw Carl replied, and continued, as he painted, "They need them to give out at the big show."

"The Poetic Waxwings?" Kev asked, as he looked on, impressed with the Stellers Jay's attention to detail.

"Yep, yep." Caw-Caw coolly replied.

"Oh, that reminds me," Kev said, "I have a very special gift for you, and lots of stories to tell you that you will surely enjoy."

"Thank you muchly much, Kev Kev, but I must hurriedly hurry and get these done, then take a bath and make myself muy muy guapo for my date with my muy muy bonita Salsa Girl this moon-greeting. I'll take a rainy rain check, maybe perhaps?" Caw-Caw insisted more than asked, and the Stellers Jay was suddenly off to the birdbath. And, once again, that was that, it seemed. Kev's sadness had now morphed into something very near despondency, as he slid the magic reading glasses back into his satchel of gifts, and headed toward his Sacred Garden gate.

As Kev was exiting the gate, Edwin asked him, "Off to the Sacred Pub, I presume?"

"Not this lack of time," Kev answered. I thought I'd head over to the Record Emporium and visit T-Yay and pick out a record. Seems like a good moon-greeting to play a new record upon my Persian rug...alone." Then Kev sighed.

"And how long are you planning to mope?" Edwin the Bee asked.

"I haven't decided yet," Kev Coolly replied, and he made his way to the Record Emporium, which was only a few dozen flagon tosses from his Sacred Garden.

T-Yay, the black Labrador Retriever, was genuinely glad to see Kev again after such a long journey, and he was even happy to  hear about some of the many adventures Kev and dear Caesar Emeritus had experienced together. He particularly enjoyed the stories of the Comnandrai Council. He and Kev shared some Skittles as they visited and flipped through record albums, peacefully and pleasantly.

Finally, Kev asked T-Yay, "Perhaps you could help me out with a record album? I need a new one to listen to this moon-greeting upon my Persian rug...alone."

"Of course," T-Yay happily replied, while crunching on another pawful of Skittles. "What sort of record do you have in mind?"

"Well," Kev explained, "A record that's perfect for a return home after a long journey...finding that everything is exactly as you remembered it, except it's all changed. Of knowing Love, but not feeling it...of being replaced, even though you know in your heart you aren't really replaced--but feeling it, you know? Of giving and receiving, but not having a chance to give...you know? If that makes sense?"

"I see," T-Yay munched pensively, then he finally asked, "And how long are you wanting to mope?"

"I haven't decided yet," Kev answered, ever so slightly terse.

T-Yay gestured for Kev to follow him, and led him to the bottom rack of a shelf against the back wall. "Methinks you could perhaps use two records tonight. This one first," and the black Labrador Retriever handed him the record.

"Chris Cornell. Euphoria Mourning?" Kev asked pensively, as he examined the album's art work. Inside and out.

"Yes," T-Yay proudly replied. This is a particularly rare gem...truly priceless in most existences. It's perfect for your moping." Then T-Yay retrieved another record from another shelf, this time higher up, and handed it to Kev. "And this record is perfect for whenever you've decided to stop moping."

Kev examined the art work once again, "K-Tel's Blast Off! I remember this record from when I was a kid. Awesome! Thank you, my dear T-Yay...you're the best!"

Just then, before Kev could leave, Ptolemy, the Gentle Boxer appeared from upstairs carrying a still frosted half-gallon of his now famous Ptolemy-ce Cream. "Sorry to interject," Ptolemy spoke, "but I couldn't help but overhearing. Moping just isn't the same without ice cream--this is my newest creation, Truckish Delight. You will be the first to try it." And he handed the half gallon of Ptolemy-ce Cream to Kev, who gratefully received it.

"Umm...thank you, dear Ptolemy," Kev said to the Gentle Boxer, then asked, "Don't you mean Turkish Delight?"

"No sir, Mr. Kev," Ptolemy immediately replied, "Truckish Delight indeed...chocolate ice cream with synthetic sweetened motor oil, caramelized brake fluid, and a few drops of antifreeze...oh, and piston ring shavings for texture." Kev scrunched up his face, but fell short of saying "Eewww."

"Just kidding, Mr. Kev," the Gentle Boxer chuckled. It IS actually a new flavor, though--one inspired by Princess Calliope. She told me there was a flavor of ice cream in her homelands called Malted Moo Shake that she very much enjoyed. She described it to me perfectly, and, well, this is my very best imitation of it...except with that magical Ptolemy-ce Cream flair--in this case, extra, extra, extra caramel. Happy moping, Mr. Kev."

"Thank you so very much, my dear Gentle Boxer," Kev finally spoke, and he and the canines shared a most lovely embrace before he left the Record Emporium, bound for his Persian rug deep inside his Sacred Garden.

As Kev reentered his gate, he stopped, turned, and bowed toward the lotus flower. "Thank you, Father. I'm going to mope with my Ptolemy-ce Cream and new records now."

"You're welcome, My son. Enjoy," Edwin replied simply, though with a slight smirk upon His little Bee face.

Kev never did get a chance to mope anymore that particular moon-greeting, however, for when he arrived at his Persian rug, he was to find it decorated with all sorts of streamers, balloons, confetti, and even a large, made by hand, homemade, most signly sign that read 'Welcome to your homely home, Kev Kev! We most lovingly Love you, you!' And beneath the sign stood his Sacred Garden family: Cousin Eddie, his soulmate Raven, and Calliope with an extra curtsy (owed to Kev from earlier, of course), and his wonderful, loyal gatekeeper, dear Caw-Caw Carl...and even his Father, Edwin the Bee, hovered above them, riding upon His wind-up wayward sheep.

The gifts were properly distributed, and most greatly and genuinely appreciated, as the K-Tel Blast Off record blared from upon the Persian rug. Calliope loved her bottle of rare vintage wine imported from Droppingham so much that she curtsied twice more, before uncorking it and sharing it with the whole family. Cousin Eddie was literally moved to tears when Kev told him that his gift was the Dragon's Eye that he had left in his Raven soulmate's care before he left on the long journey. Caw-Caw Carl was overjoyed with his gift of the magic reading glasses that would allow him to NOT write in double-speak...should he ever choose NOT to!

Many dances were danced, many stories shared, and the Ptolemy-ce Cream didn't last very long at all. Many cans of beer were chugged upon the Persian rug on that most lovely and memorable moon-greeting. Laughter and Love prevailed, lack of time and again, and the Chris Cornell Euphoria Mourning album would have to wait for another moon-greeting indeed.

Life is so beautiful beautiful.

Thank you for joining me on this journey, dear reader.

Semba.

I love you.

Kev
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